Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Sex-Tape Realization

Today, I realized that, in the heat of the moment, Bartender and I had made a sex-tape on his Blackberry. Fuck that shit! I’m gonna have to make sure noone sees it - if they haven’t already….

Until next time,

YPhilotes

Monday, March 30, 2009

One Tree Hill Boy - Parte Dos

No, I didn’t get a date. Here’s how it happened:

I was playing an airline counter stewardess on a new tv show. My role consists of me standing at the counter in one of those first-class lounges at the airport. One Tree Hill Boy and another more famous actor are supposed to approach me, and ask me some questions pertaining to the famous actor’s flight - he’s supposed to waiting for his fiancĂ©. I’d been told to improv as One Tree Hill Boy improvs, and walks away, after which I deliver my line (“May I help you with anything, sir?”) to Famous Actor, as his fiancĂ© walks in.

So, Treeboy & myself had been talking, we went through a rehearsal, and kept chit-chatting as we were waiting for the first take. Or, so I thought. So, we’re talking and he goes,
“So what are you doing later?”
“Um, I don’t know,” I gushed.
“I wouldn’t mind taking you out, maybe dinner, drinks, if you’re interested.”
I smiled - my heart kinda skipped a tiny beat. A little bit.
“It’s Dani, right?”
“Yup,” I smiled giddily.
“Kay - I’m sitting over there. Come by and say hello, after your shift.”
Horrified, I looked over at famous actor, who was smiling from ear to ear upon the realization that I was unaware that we are filming the first take and Treeboy was just improv-ing as he’s supposed to be playing a LADIES MAN! Flustered, I forgot my very simple line, as did Famous Actor. I could feel my face heating up in horror! OH, the embarrassment!

After the bungled first take, the director came up to Treeboy and said, “That was great. I like the ‘Dani’ bit.”
“That’s her real name!” exclaimed Treeboy in utter excitement.

Oh, man - after that, I tried to play it cool. After a few takes, Treeboy came up and made chit-chat - just as we were doing before I almost died of embarrassment. “So, are you from Vancouver, Dani?”
“Yup,” I tried to ‘play it cool’.
“I’m from LA.”
“That’s cool.”
"I don’t really know my way around Vancouver.”
“Oh?”
Yeah. I’ve only been here two days.”
“That’s cool.”
“I’m just learning my way around Vancouver.”
“That’s cool.”
“Do you live in Vancouver?”
“Yeah. Yaletown.”
“Really? That’s pretty close to me! I’m staying at the Sutton Place!”
“Yeah? That’s cool.”
“Yeah. I’m just trying to learn my way around Vancouver.”


That was the perfect opportunity for me to go, “Really? Why don’t I show you around? I’ve lived in Van my whole life., blah, blah, blah.” Sigh. Know what I said, instead? “That’s cool.”

Enough said.

Until next time,
YPhilotes

Sunday, March 1, 2009

One Tree Hill Boy

I’m kicking myself over this incident. Firstly, I didn’t get to date this guy. Secondly, I totally blew any chance I had of dating him.

What is wrong with me? Aaargghhh! Tomorrow, I will try to land a date with this guy, so I may write about it. If not, I’ll have to write about how I bungled up his attempts to date me . . .

Until next time,
YPhilotes